Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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