We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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