Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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