I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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