i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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