He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I AM VODKA MAN
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
we should paint friendship bongs
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