I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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