I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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