this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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