Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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