So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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