google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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