He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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