found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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