soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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