oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize