it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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