yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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