Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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