found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
