Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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