There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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