It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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