In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
