Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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