After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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