forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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