She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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