): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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