Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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