with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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