You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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