As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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