I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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