Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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