So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I am available for nakedness
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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