why didn't you poke me back
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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