as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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