The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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