I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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