Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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