My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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