i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
