...so i touched it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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