she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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