We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
a search helicopter?!
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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