did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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