I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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