Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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