My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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