My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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