Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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