I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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