we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Will exercising make me less horny?
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